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Anime: Oh! My Goddess
Gan is one of the original inhabitants of the Morisato residence.
Originally a perfectly ordinary rat, numerous encounters with Urd
and Skuld (usually occult and explosive ones) quickly broke his
fragile little mind into bite-sized morsels and sautéed them in a
white wine sauce. He is now quite mad. This however, has not in any
way diminished his mad skillz. He is still a [relatively] expert
drummer and singer, and has expanded his role as faithful ninja
retainer [Urd's] to full-time super-heroism as Rat Man, who patrols
the temple daily, smiting evil with his Stick of Smackage +1 (+3 vs
dustbunnies, -7 against targets M or larger, purple on July 3). His
actual mental intelligence is normal for a rat daily exposed to
psionic blasts, fireballs, tears in the space-time continuum and rat
poison. He will usually be as smart as the average [stuffed] bear but
occasionally will show almost omniscient knowledge. When asked about
this, he commented that "it must be due to my proximity to the
multiphasic quantum interphase juncture localized around the temple,
which not only attracts slipgate exits from other dimensions but also
spews forth trillions of ideaons, which anchor themselves in localized
occult potentialities, such as myself. WOW! I FOUND MY FOOT! Why are
there spiders in the avocado of the goat? Weegoo weego weegoo."
Gan originally lived with his wife, five kids, grandmother, grandfather,
aunt, uncle, cousins, and second cousins (among others), but they have
not been seen as of late, presumably (a) having left Gan alone with his
insanity or (b) dead.
Info given by player.
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